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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 11, 2026

What I can't figure out how to do: Read news so I stay informed but not let it derail my brain for the entire day.

Yeah. I don't know how to do that.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Finally got sick of the rat's nest that is my hair and trimmed about 4 inches off. Did the ponytail just above the forehead whack it off layering method. I have very long hair that is sorely neglected and the split ends were EPIC. Anyway. It feels better now and I don't miss any of the length. :)

I was going to go to a stylist, and I probably will soon, but that was just embarrassing.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Paxton and Cornyn head to a runoff election.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Talarico is holding a steady 7 point lead over Crockett with 45% in. Paxton is closing within 2 points of Cornyn.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

This is wild, y'all. Texas may turn pretty purple. If dems turn out for the general like they are for primaries...which I expect they will.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Interestingly, the raw vote counts between parties is in a dead heat.

Independents cannot vote in primaries in TX, so that's your wild card.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Talarico is ahead with 35% in.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

The people voting for Ken Paxton? You don't wanna know those people.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 03, 2026

One of the most fun things in the world to me: When watching a historical drama, something happens that is just outlandish and I assume it was written in for effect. I go to look it up just to be sure, and nope...it really happened. Haha.

It gets me every time.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 01, 2026

I guess the Israeli Kompromat is waaaay worse than anything Moscow has...

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026

Really sick of dumb wars over stupid religions and liquefied dinosaurs.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

"Trump is planning a coup in November"

You mean:

"Trump is planning ANOTHER coup in November"

The beer hall putsch has already happened.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

Something tells me that Jack Dorsey is also one who has pudding where his brain should be.

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On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 25, 2026

Ok! I have photos of the completed Viking sweater modeled by the hubs.

He loves it. Fits perfectly.

This is made using "The Viking" sweater pattern in Lasse L. Matberg's Viking Knits book.

It is made from KnitPicks Swish superwash merino "bulky" in the Rainforest Heather colorway. This yarn worked up perfectly in gauge, so I used it. This is NOT bulky yarn. :)

This one challenged me a little and I made mistakes, but pretty much only ones I would notice. Otherwise, it was mostly fun. I enjoy cables. I am very pleased with it. The fit is fantastic and I think it's because the hubs is built similarly to the designer. Broad shoulders, narrow waist. Athletic build.

#knit
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@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 02, 2026

Ok. If Texas Dems are swinging seats at 10+ points, those new maps are gonna fuck the Rs in the ass without the courtesy of a reacharound. Sometimes karma is instant. Guess we'll see.

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